k(salientian)
they/them | writer, translator, occasional artist
「君さらば山にかへりて冬毎に雪踏み分けておりよとぞ思ふ」
my day job is JP-EN translation; in my free time i write, draw, and generally make a nuisance of myself.currently occupying my time with:
Omniscient Reader
Batfam (and assorted DC comics)
Free! Series
Haikyuu!!
animorphs
i also like a bunch of other things like kpop (all SM artists, iz*one, chungha), assorted games (pkmn, LoH, acnh, FF series), horror, frogs, insects, etc.i am generally a multishipper, but my preferred ships are yoohankim (in any combination), superbatlantern (in any combination), sounatsu, matsusaku, matsusuna, ushikita, sakuushi, EDEN, sukufushi.
「before you follow」
my twitter is an 18+ account.minors: although i rarely talk about NSFW things, so you're free to reply to any of my SFW tweets if you like, i'd highly prefer for you NOT to follow.i'm very old and tired and i don't have time for fanpol; my philosophy is like whatever the fuck you like as long as you're not shoving it in my face.things which get people added to the blocklist:
you followed me but you're a minor
too much threadfic
my notps (i have very few)
translation wank (particularly in ORV and HQ fandom)
bullying
"problematic" ship/kink/character-bashing
about blocking: it's usually not personal. i run blockchains once in a while, usually when there's been some fandom drama and i'd like not to see it 🙏🏻 if you think you've been mistakenly blocked or would like to be friends anyway, feel free to DM me and ask about it.
「commissions info」
status: CLOSED.
prices in USD.
will write:
any media listed in my about me.
i will write most ships, but do ask first.
NSFW is OK.discussion required:
infidelity, heavy kink, OCs, ghostwriting,
media i like that isn't listed in my about me,
NOTPs (ask me if you're unsure).will NOT write:
scat, anthro, rpf, media i do not know.
IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ
> please be aware that i DO NOT SHOW INITIAL DRAFTS. i work best without outlines; please only commission me if you are OK with me taking your prompt and writing freely.> fic will take anywhere from 2 weeks to 2 months to complete. i may complete your piece earlier than that, but please do not commission me if you are in a hurry.> i reserve the right to refund any commission that i feel i cannot complete to a standard that i am comfortable with.
$2 per 100 words
1000 words - $20
2000 words - $40
3000 words - $60
+25% of total price for nsfw
no additional charge if i write extra